He should be thrown alive to the crocodiles! An anaconda should strangle him slowly! A poisonous spider should sting him and paralyze his lungs! The most venomous serpent should bite him and make his brain explode! No — panther claws should rip open his throat — that would be much too good for him! Huge red ants should piss into his lying eyes and gobble up his balls and his guts! He should catch the plague! Syphilis! Yellow fever! Leprosy! It’s no use; the more I wish him the most gruesome deaths, the more he haunts me – Klaus Kinski on Werner Herzog
One of the greatest directors of all time is Werner Herzog. Whether making documentaries or feature films his movies are full of original ideas and images. When you watch one of his films you are guaranteed to see something you have never seen before. His films are often filled with ecstatic fever dream imagery. Even his documentaries allow you to experience the world in a new way.
Over the course of his career Herzog made five feature films with volatile actor Klaus Kinski. A completely insane and often hilarious film is the director’s documentary on Kinski, My Best Fiend.
The above quote is from Kinski’s autobiography Kinski Uncut, which is also known as All I Need is Love. It is probably the most perverse and batshit book I have ever read. It was as if he was daring the world to hate him.
In the movie My Best Fiend Herzog claims that he and Kinski sat around trying to think of the most vile terms to describe the director in. The above quote always provides me with a good laugh when I need it.