In LAX waiting to fly to Australia. I realized today that there was no way I could blow up a plane, aside from any moral misgivings I might have. Under no circumstances could I ever choose to have an airport be the last place I see. How depressing is that shit?!!! Not only do you have to blow yourself up, but you have to agree to an airport being the last place your feet touch the ground.
Kevin Russell once said that an airport was, “a mall, a jail, and a bus stop”, all added together. But like one of those great bands where the sum is infinitely bigger than the sound of the members, an airport might be worse. I’ve spent a night in jail. It made me want to kill someone, but not myself.
At what point did Americans become such a pussified fear ridden country? One dude has explosives in his shoes that don’t even go off, and we take our shoes off when entering an airport for the rest of eternity.
And when did we start having stores in airports which have items that cost more than the GDP of some third world countries? Why do they hate us? Because when Muhammed is the first from his village to study abroad, the first thing he sees is a purse that costs more than every hut in his village combined.
And does fear of flying turn everyone on a plane into rambling idiots? I have never heard one conversation on a plane that didn’t sound like the adults in Charlie Brown. Do you know what the sound of crushed souls combined with the failure of the test driven American education system is like? And let’s not even talk about the babies.
Oh, don’t go getting your panties in a bunch, I am just having fun.